I can’t stop laughing when I read the email from one of my officemates about gay linggo, which are really entertaining and funny.  Gays are really creative that they were able to coin new words (neologism in Psych) which is close to the sound of the original words. See some of them and be entertained as well.

Balaj — balahura (shameless)
Balur – house
Bahavia/Bahamas – flood
Bitter Ocampo — bitter
Beki/Beks – gay
Chismax – tsismis (gossip)
Cynthia Luster – “who is he/she?”
Echoserang frog/palaka – one who always tells gossip
Givency / Janno Gibbs / Debbie Gibson — bigay (to give)
Fly — alis (leave)
Portugal — matagal / mabagal (slow)
Chanda Romero — tiyan (tummy)
Mahalia Jackson — mahal (expensive)
Kuya Germs — madumi (dirty) / bearer of germs
Lucresia Kasilag — baliw (crazy)
Freestyle — slow makagets (to understand) / slow
Imbey / Im/ Jimber — imbyerna (irritation)
Jowa / Jowabelles / Jowabella — karelasyon / BF or GF
Kape / Capuccino / Coffeemate — magising ka sa katotohanan (be realistic)
Julie Andrew / Jolina Magdangal/Julisima — mahuli (caught in the act)
Antibiotic — antipatika (bitch)
48 Years / 50 Golden Years / 10,000 — matagal (after a long time)
Crayola — iyak (to cry)
Thundercats / Chandeliers / Masyonda — matanda (old people)
Reyna Elena — ulan (to rain)
X-Men — dating lalaki (formerly a man) now gay
Murriah Carrey — mura (cheap)
Backstreet Boys — cute boys at the back
Fayatollah Kumenis — payat (skinny)
Anaconda — ahas (a snake) / traitor
Anong petsa na? — asked when someone is taking too long
Kaplang — mali (error) / mistake
Barbra Streisand / Barbara Perez — bara / binara (bluntly rejected)
Purita Kalaw — walang pera (broke) / mahirap (poor)
Emote — mag-inarte pa rin (one who is over-acting)
Karir/Career — to be serious about something
Carry / Keri / Cash & Carry — sige (OK or alright)
Char / Charot / Charing / Charbroiled — not ok
Liberty / Statue of Liberty — libre (free)
Okray — paninirang puri (criticize)/insult
majontot,jontot – mabaho
carmi martin – karma
skuala lumpur – slum area/squatter’s area
gorabel/gora – let’s go
getchicola – i understand, i get it
shusmeta sen – shoes
bonelas – slippers
mars reavelo presents – mare/female friend
georgia – security guard